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Listening to Frank Sinatra, sipping a Pepsi, wishing it was Jack and Coke and that I was anywhere but my cubicle.

Sweet Baby Jeebus.. the donut fairy was here. Krispy Kreme glazed = Crack

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Oh Em Gee! I'm on a roll. I'm like.. a paper shuffling, pile slaying, sales witch. *wiggles her nose*

I think I'm gonna have to work through lunch. That means.. fast food. MOOBURGER FTW!

Why did I eat onions? I KNOW they make my gall bladder angry.

I love when customers call to bitch me out for stuff boss did. Happens EVERY time he's out.

*chair dances to Rod Stewart's cover of "Blue Moon" *

Good morning Plurkmeisters! It's the first Monday I've felt almost human since before Christmas. Here's hoping it's a sign.