Texting with the Amazon ping.fm/CKSUY

Nothing like a discussion w/the creepy dirty old man GM about boob tattoos to start your day off right. #sendmindbleach

Daughter is on her way to the Frog Pond Holler town hall to demand some action on our crappy situation. I'll be taking bail donations later.

Half Nekkid Hoochie Mamas ping.fm/sVD1A

I know it's Humpday, but I seriouisly hope no one expects me to hump anything. My humper is tired.

Cuteness Matters ping.fm/4Qt4C

Night Air ping.fm/VPZ71

Night Air ping.fm/CCdnW

I hope my coffee is laced with speed. I was up past my bedtime watching Sinbad on the boob tube.

Big Ol' Hooters Only Get You So Far ping.fm/2mimE