I wrote 1376 words in 63 minutes with Write or Die! ping.fm/nvurg

to cut a bitch.

downloading the 1st season of Parker Lewis Can't Lose. Weee, nostalgia, baby!

LMAO at stupid_free on Livejournal. Snorted water up my nose. Ow.

Wedding was good. Homer sleep now.

Getting ready for my nephew's wedding today. Gonna go pick up some relatives right now...on a street called DURSLEY.

Ghostbusters 2 is on TV! *puts on slash goggles*

Max - 0; baked goods - 1,373,879.

to know why the cupcakes know her name, but the lettuce never does.

Cupcakes. In the fridge. They're CALLING ME. *whimper*