Finally started watching Dexter season 4. Have seen John Lithgow's ass twice in one episode already. This does not bode well.

He RHYMED. D: And no matter where I was in the apartment, I could hear him. Natch, his voice kinda carries.

I dreamed that Kate Gosselin was my roommate, she was dating James Earl Jones & he said Shakespearean-type things to her while they did it.

Good to know I'm not the only one who looks to the interwebz for answers to impossible questions: ow.ly/xcTc

Just finished watching this week's Project Runway, FlashForward, Parks & Rec, The Office, Survivor, ANTM & Biggest Loser. All caught up now.

OMG fuck off, allergies! It's October! WTF?! *sniffle*

4-year-old lollipop: to eat or not to eat. Hmm ...

wonders why she's shocked there's gonna be a Saw 6. The movies are so terrible, my brain must block them out every year.

just had ice cream and popcorn for breakfast. And Mother says I don't have my life together. Pfft!

O.M.G. ... Cadbury Mini Eggs will now be available all year round! *freaks out*