woke up with Rainbow Connection playing in her head. *wibble*

I hate math. I really, really hate it. Seriously. Hate. It. *tears hair out*

Something's wrong. There is lasagna sitting next to me and I have no interest in it. D::

In case I'm not awake later, HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all! <3 Yes, I might be asleep by 12am on New Year's. I am officially a geriatric.

Dear angry couple: outside my bedroom window is not a good place for you to have your argument. Especially not at 12am. Please go die now.

Xmas in Canada ... and it's RAINING. WTF?

Remember to tip your holiday elves, people. They don't have it as easy as the rest of us. Happy everything to everyone. bit.ly/6MqNDw

wonders if it's possible to feel full and hungry at the same time. Hmm.

My name is Max. And I am addicted to sugar.

Dear Brain, when I asked for sex dreams about Simon, THAT WAS NOT THE SIMON I WAS REFERRING TO. [/cryptic]