Apparently it's Doppelganger Week on Facebook: ow.ly/123Qe ... I don't look like anybody. :/

First Adrien Brody, now Anton Yelchin. What is this, I don't even ...

It's a good day to be awake. I literally just said those words out loud.

It's time to watch yesterday's Biggest Loser ... and eat ice cream.

It suddenly occurs to me that Adrien Brody looks shockingly like my ex. Only way taller and without the Jew 'fro.

If someone gets annoyed when you repeat something, tell 'em to thank the ones who didn't listen the first HUNDRED MILLION TIMES YOU SAID IT.

hasn't slept yet & wonders if she can stay up till 10:30am. Only 3 more hours. Hm ... I'mma make me some Toaster Strudels and watch Lost.

What was once a 2,200-word fic is now 1,008 words. My ordeal is finally over! *falls over dead*

I've already cut 700 words out of this fic I'm working on and I still have to cut 550. My brain's about to go splodey any second now.

I love it when spammers label their spam appropriately. Also, WTF is a Swiss Spam Pie?