What has 2 thumbs and is suddenly, unexpectedly, off work tomorrow? *points to self with both thumbs* This girl!

They put crack in pretzels, don't they? They must. Because if they don't, WHY CAN'T I STOP EATING THEM?!?

there aren't enough hours in the day. -_-

to write today 'cause Max has given herself until Friday to finish the Percy/Barty Jr. Period. But 1st, Max needs a sammich. OMNOMNOM.

I don't wanna go to work. *whines* What about the swine flu? It's out there. Waiting for me. *hides*

Goin' to work. Don't wanna. Wanna stay here and write. Barty Jr. is finally about to pop Percy's cherry. Damn. Stupid need to make a living.

Ever write something and say to yourself, "Is this plausible? Will anyone even believe this crap? This is MADNESS!" Dude, I'm so there.

Lol, stuff just keeps malfunctioning around me today. Good thing I have chocolate or I'd be in an absolutely foul mood.

why everything is stupid today.

And LJ wouldn't display properly, but only in the Flock browser. Had to re-upload icons AND my header.