`‎Kapag ayaw mo na sa boyfriend/girlfriend mo, e2 ag sabihn mo:..Msyadong mhalaga ag buhay q pra ipgkatiwala q sayo.You're Fired! KUHA MO?`‎

`‎Juan: Pare, ano baon mo ngayon?? Jose: FILET ALA EL NIÑO! ...Juan: Wow! Ang sarap. Ano yon??Jose: TUYO!!`‎

`‎APO:Wat r u reading, Lolo?LOLO:A hs2ry buk, apo!APO :But dat’s a buk about SEX, Lolo!LOLO: Well apo, at my age, IT IS HISTORY!!!!!ahahah`‎

`‎Don't Love Someone Who Is Beautiful, But Love The One Who Makes Ur Life Beautiful BLESSED SUNDAY`‎

`‎Some of us think holding on makes us stronger,but SOMETIMES it's letting go that proves our real strength! =)`‎

`‎never believe that the lines of our hands predict our future..because people who dont have hands do also have a future. Ü`‎

`‎BOY: kmsta n ang pinkakammahal kong babae n hindi ko girlfriend? ~~~~~~~~GIRL: eto,mahal n mahal ka khit na hndi kta boyfriend. ♥`‎

`‎wag mo subukan mag mahal ng iba habang may mahal ka, dahil kahit modern na.......uso pa din ang karma .. :]`‎

‎ `‎GUYS use the word "FRIENDSHIP" to start LOVE. GIRLS use the word "FRIENDSHIP" to end LOVE.See the difference ? D `‎

`‎[ Only love can heal a heart that was hurt by love. ]yup.yup D`