`Boy: Will you be my wedding? Girl: HAHAHAHAHHAAH! Boy: What's laughing?.....Girl: Wrong gramming.. XD`

`Wg kng ttingala s taong ndi yuyuko pra syo.In oder wrds:Wg kng mgmamahal ng taong mtaas ag tngin s sarili at ndi hndang mgpkababa pra syo.`

`Ang pag-ibig ay parang ketchup..MATAMIS....PERO MARAMING NAKIKISAWSAW..`

`Boy : Miss dagat ka ba ?........Girl : Hindi baket ? (Kinikilig)......Boy : K....ahaha XD`

`GRABE TEH!!!!!!!!.....-yun ung force that attracts the body towards the center of the earth.GRABE TEH... `

`MEN ARE THE BEST COOKS.imagine wid just 2 eggs, one sausage and a little bit of milk,HE CAN FILL A GIRLS TUMMY FOR NINE MONTHS hahaha `

`huwag mong lalagyan ng band aid ang sugat habang dumudugo pa.in short,wag kang hahanap ng PANAKIP BUTAS kung alam mong MAHAL mo pa SIYA.‎`‎

`‎Sa mga taong excited sa pasukan........Balang araw......PAGSiSiHAN NiYO YAN!!!`‎

`‎di ko naman kelangan nang MATALiNONG lalake..ang kelangan ko ay yung BOBO pagdating sa PAM.BABABAE ! C;`‎

`‎Ang babae, GiNAGALANG..........Hindi GiNAGAPANG!`‎