about checking out the Brazilian restaurant in town...but guacamole with BANANA chips? WTF?

"No, kitteh, you CANNOT have my Scotch! No, kitteh, you may NOT have my Scotch! Bye, kitteh!"

she will one day be smarter than a wine bottle.

using AlertThingy for the first time.

that was big, ol' nasty blob of yuck. Even worse, it tasted like my medications. Yay for influenza.

if your FaceBook profile lists you as married, the eHarmony ads should NOT be showing. FAIL!

bought a Cadbury egg some time ago and doesn't know what she did with it.

that the temperature will only get as high as 40 today. That means 4 wheels, not 2. GRRR

nervous about tomorrow, wondering what "rewards" our group policies and sms practices will reveal. Will we be massacred?

bought some smoked fresh mozarella. It was horridsauce.