wondering where her pom-pom is

doing cartwheels in her living room. That's normal, right?

cleans melted cheese off new carpet and mournfully notes there may be a valid reason some folks think it sinful to eat when not at a table.

idly wonders if all Hackintoshes hate external monitors. The price of playing counter to the ump's wishes, or just a new challenge?

learns that having a fireplace makes me hate junk mail less!

wonders how one pair of jeans can make her butt look too big, when another pair can make it look too small. #pummeladesignertoday

doesn't want to interrupt her work (replacing a laptop motherboard) to help you raise a barn on Farmville, actually; thanks for asking.

it, but wanted to ride...the slippery slope, I mean

congratulates you. "Beautifully and definitively played! Now, where'd I put that Cheratussin? Gonna be a long night."

interpreted her pain while dressing this morning as her body saying, "We went back to the gym after the holidays; good job!"