sings, "That's my soul up there"

REALLY didn't need that delicious mental image. Boy, I've recently lost a lot of ground on the 'be realistic' front.

overheard one of your customers saying you weren't very good. I ignore that; I know you're as good as you want to be.

just tweet-taunted (twaunted) the technology cronyists, and now can't find her phone...but can hear it chirping. Karma?

if it's wise to "like" your banking institution on Facebook. Some of us may give out 2 much info, let alone "here's where my accounts are!"

, "so maintaining your reputation is far more important than operating at peak efficiency? Gotcha, Mr. Whipple!"

would've thought that a radio show with some ignorant preacher calling science gobbledygook would not be playing on the med center shuttle

learns that, with the help of bad luck, you actually CAN take the sky from me. Great job! #gonnastopcaringandjustbehere

certain tech companies should stop wasting her time cramming app bundles down her throat. I just want the chat program NOW ; give it up!

suspects Tylenol has been a placebo since she graduated from high school. The stuff's perfectly USELESS!