melts the butter, adds the marshmallows, and waits for the opportunity to add the Rice Krispies.

Rickrolls herself

questions her decision to cancel the vacation leave that was approved for today.

that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway.

just heard on the tv that 250 people just lost their jobs at the local auto factory. Today is cold in more than one way.

"So much for being in bed by 1am. Dadgummed social media."

a neckrub

thumps her iPhone. "I wasn't done composing that email; you cut me off!"

if anyone elses' DM had the gall to incorporate a frakking election into their games 8-l

experiencing cork removal FAIL.