How can you not LOVE the police crime blotter map for my city? ping.fm/KwaeE

These headlights put the "oo!" in "mini cooper." pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

Eff you, driver behind me who is honking even though it is not safe for me to proceed!!!---oh. Hi mom.

OH Skeezy Guy telling son: "Never hit girls, b/c when u grow up, all a girl has to do is tell a policeman, even if u didn't hit her." OMG.

A banana chili is our first crop yield from the patio herb garden pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

Really? "Uncontacted"?? So...suppose the human race is the designated "uncontacted tribe" of the universe? bit.ly/jzQeXy

Red on black at this wedding, for a touch of Hollywood glam: ping.fm/oyhuA

FINALLY. it was starting to get kind of ridiculous there pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

Just watched "The Departed." It was all right until the Shakespearean ending. I mean, c'mon. ping.fm/b3uIe

What is the opposite of Seasonal Affective Disorder? Because all this warm sunny weather has put me in the most fabulous mood lately!