Sorry i haven’t plurked I’ve been on the toilet. There’s some skeleton at the door asking to see my underwear

looks like a smurf took a shit then it rained

I’m happy to announce that I have finally got off the toilet and back to plurking

Yall don’t know nothing about jersey bagels #respecttheshmeer

If you see a 350 pound bubonic black lady hand you a plate of soul food and humming at the same time... Just know that food is gonna be fucking extravagant

You ever just sit on a seat that has a circle hole in the middle and then brown goopy stuff comes out of your budonkadonk

Good morning Plurk nation I’m happy to announce my new university. It’s called freaky university everyone that joins gets to get freaky with all the freaks in the freak room

Like this if you can come wipe me if I Plurk in my sleep

I ate a battery once and stuck a light bulb in my ass and it lit up

On a 3 week constipation streak