's dogs just ate Johnny Depp. Poor Johnny.

caffeine, nicotine, herbal medicine and DOUBLE DIPPED chocolate covered peanuts is what I'M TALKING.

99 unread? go plurkers go!

floods; earthquakes; tsunamis......o.m.g

newsflash: women are still paid less than men.

goooooooooooooooood morning plurkers!

religion shopping. Omnitheism is looking good.

dogs had a $400 snack yesterday.

the queen.

taking my snot to school today to infect da kiddies!