i wanna cuddle and watch scary movies with u while we eat popcorn but i also wanna set u on fire and throw u into a tornado so there's that.
what if u woke up with amnesia & all you could remember was your twitter password and u had to discover who u were based off your tweets
makeup, bras and tampons should be free. I didnt choose the vag life. Or to be ugly.. Wtf
boys with long fingernails scare me
How do ppl end up in relationship after relationship and I cant find one person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds
If wearing a hoodie and sweatpants the first week of school showing that i don't care too early
If my husband doesn't cry when he sees me walk down the aisle, I'm turning around
my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”
me at 7AM: tired
me at 12PM: tired
me at 3PM: tired
me at 7PM: yawn tired
me at 10PM: tired
me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
Where can I get one of those Miley Cyrus or Ryan Seacrest jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist.