Harold Camping should start hiding.

Kenzi: Buzz Lightyear did you smell my burp? Jet: Yes! It's very smelly. Kenzi: Then put your helmet on!!

snap back to reality!!

in Macau and has a fever

Mic ba't ang ganda mo sa ZenHealth?

yay! 12! 12! 12! That was an unexpected and pleasant surprise!

almost sold a $200+ worth of dress for PHP200

woke up with a headache.

sore eyes + lost glasses = winner!!

will self destruct in 5-4-3...