and it begings

1hr of massage envy n therapeutic killing. OH MY RUNNNN! LOL JUST BORED

COMPLETE SERVICE N REPAIR ARE NEAR. lol dmt asked!

Happy easter

"Law of Impossibility" Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Don't take life too seriously - you won't get out alive.

I'm like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I should do, but I don't know where to start!

Pre-menstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time. -Heinlein

Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.

One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.