"Pensare come Steve Jobs" (Think like Steve Jobs) from author of "Essere come Steve Jobs" (To be like Steve Jobs) ping.fm/UBZRA

VID Rome bus driver texts while driving w/ elbows ping.fm/GCbD5 This is a man who should be skinning varmints!

VID Madonna reluctantly accepts flowers at Venice festival ping.fm/6Ddqt Isn't the Material Ass too extremely talented to be there?

Racist party leader, Bossi, falls from bed & fractures elbow bit.ly/p5MyFY Can't fall into an irreversible coma from that, can you?

6 Russians drink 86K Euros worth of champagne at Billionaire club & leave w/o paying bit.ly/n9Iuhp Minchia, my day was just ruined!

Police arrest Mafia fugitive after girlfriend post photos on Facebook bit.ly/nDgCro No, I didn't modify my FB privacy settings. Why?

Italy's Senate restaurant reopens; 2 Euros for salmon dish bit.ly/qaDkcG "Fanculo!" Why don't they fly in Kissinger & have a party?

Roman grows pot on terrace next to Vatican ping.fm/r48Uf "Whoa, hold on...is that the Pope calling me?"

Ostia: Drowned man covered w/ beach towel while bathers continue to swim & tan bit.ly/o738KC "O.o" Keep it classy, Italians of Ostia.

Berlusconi to write memoir on his private life bit.ly/n0m5US Tremendous human being! Could have cured measles if he wasn't so busy.