Mayor of Milan, Pisapia: "1 out of 5 business owners pay Mafia" bit.ly/pFo7ZG Welcome to the club, Mayor! Yours truly, Sicily

S&P cuts Italy's debt rating; Gov't: "due to false media & political meddling" bit.ly/nBtHQ1 Why don't they say it's a bear's fault?

Porno star Cicciolina to recieve 39K Euro pension for serving 1 MP term bit.ly/pJlRPk I can't believe I'll have to move to the Congo!

Mafioso killed in Palermo; PM: "He was a boss, it's an alarming signal" Killing among themselves? Wheres the alarm?

FLASH Sept 23, list of gay Italian politicians will be published bit.ly/nibp6W And I DON'T want to know about their bunga parties!

President of 'Equality Italia': "We'll soon publish names of 10 gay Italian politicians" bit.ly/pDEeoo And let the hissings begin

Rome man risks jail time for picking a flower for girlfriend bit.ly/nWq9V2 Cazzo, I risk 5 LIFE sentences for what I've done in Rome

Berlusconi makes vulgar sex joke about Merkel bit.ly/qH4D9Q Lke a deer who'll stare at headlights...and crack jokes at the same time

PHOTO Dry cleaning for 10 shirts, 7 t-shirts, & 2 pairs jeans: 614 Euros bit.ly/mU8XjW "Cazzo!" $840? Milan can kiss my Sicilian ass!

Mafia boss 'Big Shiny' (known for his polished shoes) caught in Palermo market bit.ly/n1auNA Now if we can only find 'Rocco Vaselino'