Juan: Pedro! Nasaksak ako! Walang hinto agos ng dugo ko. Please Call me a doctor! Pedro: Sige, Doctor ka Juan, Ikaw na! The best ka eh!

KAPAG MAINGAY ANG GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND MO. Takpan mo bibig niya, Nang bibig mo.

3 WAYS TO PASS THE EXAM: 1. Look up for inspiration. 2. Look down for concentration. . . 3. Look around for information.

Prof: What is the Opposite of laughter? Student: "SEX" Prof: HOW? Student: Laughter is hahahaha and SEX is ah ah ah ah~

Mistakes are made and supposed to be learned from Not to be repeated

KUNG LILIGAYA KA SA PILING NYA....... TANG INA NYONG DALAWA

Hindi na importante kung pang ilan ka Ang mahalaga MAHAL ka niya AT WALA NG SUSUNOD PA

may nag-GM "WANTED GF: YUNG PWEDE KONG SAPAKIN SA MUKHA PAG BADTRIP AKO" ahahah

Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says " Relax sweetheart, it's just a BEND, not the END!"

JESUS is like a Computer He Enters life Scans your problem Edits your tension Downloads solutions Deletes your worries and Saves you ♥