"GONNA EAT DINNER NOW."

"THERE ARE FLOOD RULES IN PLURK?"

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH."

"G'MORNIN! ITS FINALLY THE START OF OUR X-MAS BREAK!!!"

"CHRISTMAS IS NEAR CANT EFFIN WAIT!"

"STYLE IS NOT HOW YOU WRITE IT. IT IS HOW YOU DO NOT WRITE LIKE ANYONE ELSE. -FATHER GOOSE. NEVER KNEW HE EXISTED."

"SHAWIE WAS MY SECRET SANTA" "I'D NEVER HAS GUESSED IT"

"GOOD NIGHT AND MERRY ALMOST CHRISTMAS!"

"GOING TO FIX SOME MORE GIFTS."

"NEED TO GET MY KARMA UP."