"I BEAT MY BROTHER AND MY COUSIN IN TEKKEN 16 TIMES IN A ROW. AND ATLEAST 8 MORE TIMES, TODAY."

"BORDEAUX"

"OMFG! I FOUND MY DAD'S POLAROID! NOW, WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE IT? =))"

"MARTHA. HUMANDA KA. YOU TOLD ALIENY BEAR 'BOWLING BALL', NOW I'LL TELL HIM ABOUT YAN LEEG MO NA YAN! ...ONCE HE GETS BACK."

STORM? YES? ...HIYESSS!

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WEIRD EMOTICONS THEY HAVE HERE. =)))

"WHALE WASH YOU GOT A WHALE OF A WASH AND THE PRICE.... IS VERY VERY LOW... "

"STOP MAKING PLANS. START MAKING FUGKING SENSE. DON'T YOU BELIEVE ANY WORD THEY SAID."

OUT FOR NOW, SEE YOU LATER.

WTF... SEXTING?!