There was a dog-sized 'possum in my yard this morning and Stella was not understanding why it didn't want to play with her

https://i.gyazo.com/f801c3039eb961fc5d688d7d38f9c545.png Heidi should not venture into the interwebs without troll training lol

I just thank babyJesus for fantastic insurance when I get these statements

Dear 80 degrees, you're not supposed to show up until the middle of July :/

I went out to the shed to get some fucks and damn, I'm fresh out

I'm going to reward my hard work later with Damien's new eyelashes

The more things change, the more they stay the same

First fruit fly of the year :/

home alone = cucumbers, watermelon and dressing for (late)

tap tap, is this thing still on?