JESUS TEXTED ME "STUCK IN TRAFFIC. WILL GET THERE IN 2012."

6:01 AND NO SIGN OF JESUS. I NEED TO CLING ON UR LEGS BRO... HURRY UP!

SOMEBODY TOLD ME THE RAPTURE'S GONNA COME TOMORROW. I THOUGHT THEY WERE REFERRING TO THIS BAND ping.fm/Zrggl

CURRENTLY ADDICTED TO MADLIB'S SHADE OF BLUE ALBUM ping.fm/JbmIp

JACKIE CHAN FTW ping.fm/sScIg

FCKING COMMON SENSE, HOW DOES IT WORK?

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PANCIT HABHAB OVERDOSE

GYM

"FEAR LEADS TO HUNGER. HUNGER LEADS TO CAKE." -YODA