Listening to a radio head talking about "Alabamians" support of the Crimson Tide. I always thought they were "Alabamans." Am I mistaken?

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have cr

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." ~ Lily Tomlin

I'm glad to see the Vikings won today and now I'm a Cowboys fan for an afternoon. God forgive me. (I think I just threw up in my mouth.)

"One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything." ~ Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Rush Limbaugh hospitalized with chest pains. Heart found to be three sizes too small.

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." ~ Mark Twain

Running "A Christmas Story" on a loop in my office. I can't think of a better way to get into the Christmas spirit. D'you have a better way?

"First we make our habits, then our habits make us." ~ Charles C. Noble