Most of the time, its better to keep what you want to say to urself cos if u do, u'll end up hurting your love ones.

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Last 2 days ago, 1 April. Me: mom, u know avril lavigne? Mom: yes I do. I wasnt born yesterday. Me: how about Rebecca black? Mom: huh? ...

"dad, does my mom give you butterflies?" I asked. He replied, "yes." . My mom and I were like,"Thats weird"

silly face and said, "yea, but it doesnt taste anything." ...

My Dad was looking for either a beer or a softdrink. I heard him cursing. I said, "there is sth called water." But he just smiled in a ...

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silly face and said, "yea, but it doesnt taste anything." ... But I said earlier that u will buy Pepsi downstairs... He said its ...

My Dad was looking for either a beer or a softdrink. I heard him cursing. I said, "there is sth called water." But he just smiled in a ...

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.