You are nothing more than the sum total of your useful skills.

https://i.imgur.com/9JpMN.png [Thanks, shiroel!]

nixxx's copywriter (to me, after braiding my hair): Drunk dwarf.
Me: Is there any other kind of dwarf?

Mac upgrade of Mountain Lion with all Adobe CS5 programs for P2.5k = is that good?

CNN Distraction: Family of ducks tries to cross high... A family of ducks tries to cross the highway MY HEART LEAPT TO MY THROAT

ongaku_rock and I are at the IMAX theatre now, waiting for Hobbits to arrive! Wheeee!!

New Blog Entry: Swarm! XD Posting early because I'm watching The Hobbit tonight.

Omg I'm trolling the Pope through Twitter. DON'T EXCOMMUNICATE ME

"House approves RH Bill on second reading w/ 113 representatives going to hell, 104 going to heaven and 3 others going straight to purgatory."

Russell Brand Interviews Westboro Baptist Church Members in His Show