Matt Bomer in 50 shades? Please tell me this is not real. I love him too much for that.

My childhood has just been ruined. www.cracked.com/video_18...

Just thinking...[offensive maybe?]

would kill for some brownies right about now

A monkey flirted with me and showed me his penis. Interesting day.

early day tomorrow. Gotta feed those monkeys and lions!

forgot to blacklist Teen Wolf. Log onto tumblr. First several posts yelling about Stiles and drag queens. I need to know what is happening.

I swear if I see one more FB status about how amazing Fifty Shades of Grey is I'm gonna puke.

Ok, what happened in Colorado is truly awful and tragic, I know...but I just can't stop wondering...

Got my dad to start watching FMA: Brotherhood xD Only watched 3 eps but I think he likes it so far!