Wal-Mart's Thanksgiving Day sales are insane. I almost don't even care that they're making people work. GET THOSE CASHIERS IN THERE SO I CAN BUY THINGS.
Would you rather ingest 1 gallon of your favorite sexy celebrity's ... uh.... SEX JUICE... or 5 gallons of mayonnaise? You can take as long as you want to eat the mayo, but you can ONLY eat mayo til it's gone.