99% of Canadians must be hung over today...

HAPPY CANNNNDA DAY!!!

HAPPY CANNNDA DAY! (say it *just* like it's spelled there, sounds like you already had a few you maniac Canadians!!!)

HAPPY CANNNDA DAY! (say it *just* like it's spelled there, sounds like you already had a few you maniac Canadians!!!)

the dmv is so packed they kicked everyone out to line up in 112 heat. they said fire marshall could shut it down.

I bought a guitar just to learn to play this song for my girlfriend

I miss my girlfriend

I'm impressed with myself for the BBQ Chicken Ranch Salad I just whipped up. NOM NOM NOM NOM!

I wish Taco Bell delivered.

shut up and drink like a man it's Saturday.