Holy crap I missed plurk!

"Cool cool cool beans beans cool beans beans cool cool beans COOL BEANS"

So.. Notice how in Alice in Wonderland, she never ONCE says 'thank you' whenever she's helped out? Rude.

"Kelso, we've made rules about this. No crying in the circle

"That bike seat made me feel violated." -A certain someone.

FINGERS ARE FREE NOW!! FREE AS A BIRD!!!

Omg I have the wierdest cat..

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

A bunch of people have told me I should be on I Shouldn't Be Alive. Maybe I should.

"The Twilight thing? It doesn't really matter who she chooses, shes still a criminal. Either shes into beastiality, or shes a necrophiliac"