today I am wearing my bitch pants.
Strength is when you have so much to cry for but you prefer to smile instead.
Black holes are the exact opposite of nothing, being the densest concentration of mass known in the universe.
watching karma slap someone from afar and letting them give you credit for the deviousness lol
Krusty the Clown was originally created to be Homer's secret identity.
Hugging or holding hands with someone special can instantly reduce stress.
Talking about our problems is our greatest addiction. Break the habit. Talk about your joys.
It's great to be happy, but it's even better to bring happiness to others.
Don't look back - you're not going that way.
People tend to perform better on their own at coming up with new ideas than in a brainstorming group.