Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Jim Carrey was supposed to be Dr. Evil in the Austin Powers franchise but he had to back out due to scheduling conflicts.

Apples, plums and pears are all a part of the rose family.

The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.

On the Pitcairn Islands in the Pacific, there are so many pedophiles that no one under age 16 can go there without prior authorization.

Groups have no rights; only individuals have rights. - Will Spencer

so BO3 is beast but i suck at it lol

Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.

When life gives you every reason to be negative, think of all the reasons to be positive. There’s always someone who has it worse.

plurk broke?