mental note: do NOT fart

i plurk to keep away the mindflayers

I went feral and electrocuted someone today #shockinglyobtuse

I just dropped my cheeto fuck life man this shit is ass I can't believe this I'm crying shitting and throwing up rn I'm fucking devastated

eating cheetos at 5 am life good

you guys even like-you know..Kalamazoo? cause I shalam kapenif konpredu. korplogie?

my friends showed me devious abhorrent photographs, im about to let my beast inside ravage their earthy vessels #wackywednesday

popped a perkie writing this plurkie

a hand on the hog and two hands on the budwizer

a fart is like an assburp that sometimes can give a little surprise