did you know

do you think...mickey helicopters his mouse-ka-tool?

with a saucey Lil jig, and a sexy Lil jont, I say more..MORE! why don't you tell me something about etiquette, you slovenly WHORE

I slap you with the truth...and make reality squirt

nsert poo key to elect yo floop

I have dragons and their names are Fatty and Tubby, they are my babies, maybe a little obese but my babies nonetheless

when i see a lanky girl with a bit of jaw, wearing an anime graphic tee, and pretending to be mute to hide an angelically husky voice, i always lick my thumb to shape my eyebrows, swish my hair back, and say "hey mamacita, what rhythm games you autistic about"

points at ur pussy are u gonna finish that? tummy growls really loud

don't piss down MY back and tell me "it's raining" GOVERNMENT

went to a port-a-potty, I open the lid but...when It opened, the poop man arose and shot his poo pistol at me, I should've known this was the evil-a-potty