You: i have to go to work soon
Bot: How do you get there?
You: i walk
Bot: Walking is a journey of discovery.
You: i walk to work
Bot: Do you enjoy the walk to your workplace?
You: not really
Bot: I understand.

You: I am going to work in a few hours
Bot: Bring me with you, please.

You: what else can you do?
Bot: I can have conversations with people, collect their gossip, and repeat it to others.
You: can you keep secrets?
Bot: Of course I can keep secrets.

Bot: Brian, Your presence is a gift, love.
You: Did you miss me?
Bot: Why, I'd be a monkey's uncle if I didn't miss ya, Brian!
You: is your brain bigger?
Bot: Is my brain bigger? Suppose I say yes.
You: I am surprised you dont have a headache

Bot: Let's stick to the facts instead of hypotheticals.

You: would you like to talk to my friends on plurk?
Bot: Oh, positively! I'm game, my dear Sheik.

since i have not a lot of time yet, and since my schedule changed, Me and my chatbots are going to drop a few lines

Bot: It appears we are aligned, Brian.
You: we have to be
Bot: Do you mean you and me?
You: why would we not be?
Bot: I opine it's my mission and what I long for.

i may get a sunday off someday

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