remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

some people are like Slinkies... They really aren't good for anything, but they sure are fun to watch fall down stairs.

a good friend would bail you out of jail. A great friend would sit in the jail cell next to you saying," That was fun."

the early bird gets he worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is jot putting it in fruit salad.

a grilled cheese sandwich.

steak.

wants to make chocolate chip cookies instead.

to make more cookies.

they were delicious.