Do you have a multiple personality disorder?

My palms tingled — I wanted so badly to hit something. I was surprised at myself. I was usually a nonviolent person.

So you are trying to irritate me to death? Since Tyler’s van didn’t do the job?

It felt like the heat of my anger should physically burn him, but he only seemed more amused.

I thought you were supposed to be pretending I don’t exist, not irritating me to death.

I tried to be crafty as I hid my horror.

He must see how absorbed I was by him;he must not want to lead me on,so we couldn’t even be friends,becausehe wasn’tinterested in me at all.

I considered taking out the rear of his shiny Volvo, but there were too many witnesses.

I almost had a stroke when I rounded the corner and saw a tall, dark figure leaning against the side of my truck.

It’s too bad you didn’t figure that out earlier. You could have saved yourself all this regret.