arachibutyrophobia

Happy 21st birthday, Jo.

The question is not whether I've treated you rudely but whether you've ever heard me treat anyone else better

Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love.

seasick yet still docked

I said "kisses" expecting the word to wet my lips

I bought a big bag of reeses minis today. Then I realized I'm not a big candy eater. come back. I miss you.

I miss you, girl. Like the flowers miss the rain. I feel like the hobo that missed his train. These days just aren't the same.

I think you've got the wrong idea.