I'm over here checking the windows like the PI is out to get me

Life's too short to givva fuck about what will set off losers, fuck that

I don't wanna ease into friendship, can you confirm our friendship so I can just go straight to being a dumbass

Sighs in sadness and despair before kidnapping everyone

Looking over my posts from earlier and I'd like to have whatever I had again

I failed a joke but somehow that makes it funnier to me

Anyways

I think I just shit myself

Fuck

Can somebody turn the sun off please, I didn't get any sleep