I'ma start feeding you all Scooby Snacks every time you socialize with me

Who wants to knock me unconscious!(I say in a cheery voice like I'm asking which popsicle you want)

If someone mocks me for being weird in school in that weird way they do it in, I'm latching onto their throat and not in the good way

I hate April fools jokes in school. Especially the

"I like you"
Haha real funny, I don't like you

I still can't figure out if gay sex man is actually pregnant or is dedicated to an April Fools bit

Gah DAMN my bref stinks

I miss my bed sofa king bad

My feelings and stuff is all buhjumbled up because I'm sleeeeeepy but I can't sleeeeeeeep because I'm laying on a fucking SOFA

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Pov: Night-posting where you hope someone doesn't take a post out of context and cancel you for it