TheObtuseLumberjack
@TheObtuseLumberjack
male Manasquan, NJ, United States
Ian was special. He started wrestling baby kodiak bears at 7. He then moved to Peru, to find the spiciest burrito ever concieved by man, and eat it. Whence the Latino Gut Bomb was consumed, Ian then moved back home with the ability to breathe fire (t
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TheObtuseLumberjack
thinks
this was the best weekend ever
TheObtuseLumberjack
wants
to know how he outplurked kate....
TheObtuseLumberjack
wonders
if we are doing anything together today
TheObtuseLumberjack
loves
this weekend.
having a sweet weekend without wildwood
really enjoys under the table parties. like, no joke.
liked the post prom, but didn't like how prom reminded him of how hopelessly single he is at the moment.
TheObtuseLumberjack
loves
that his karma is rising once again
TheObtuseLumberjack
wants
you all to come to the steak and fireworks dinner tonight!