TheObtuseLumberjack
@TheObtuseLumberjack
male Manasquan, NJ, United States
Ian was special. He started wrestling baby kodiak bears at 7. He then moved to Peru, to find the spiciest burrito ever concieved by man, and eat it. Whence the Latino Gut Bomb was consumed, Ian then moved back home with the ability to breathe fire (t
got his car back from the shop! IT'S FREAKING BEAUTIFUL
TheObtuseLumberjack
loves
that cornine isn't here
apparently, reebok has gradient shoes... BRB, GAIS.
TheObtuseLumberjack
thinks
this school thing is reh-dic-ah-lous
finally getting his car detailed. Yes, Mary, that means no more disgusting windows.
wants to sleep until saturday and then see up.
TheObtuseLumberjack
thinks
the prom couple photos look hawt
TheObtuseLumberjack
wants
to go where noone'll ever know.
BLUE KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH GOD MARY'S PLURK IS BLINDING