, Is there a way to turn off the little box that says there are nn new plurks?

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. - H. Simpson

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

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(RT)Dr. tells a patient: "I have bad news. You have cancer and Alzhiemer's disease". The man replies: "Well, thank God I don't have cancer."

... The bartender looks at him and says, "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk!"