Some of my friends call me Davy Jones. After POtC 2, I absolutely love it. Davy Jones was a badass.

Hey you. Yeah you walking all hipster with your hat on backwards. You must be d-bags cousin because you also look like a douche.

I see you. Yeah you, walking like a hipster with one hand in your pocket. You look like a douche.

RT moon NASA Was that your best shot?

Finally got my Time Machine back up. I feel so much better knowing that I can enter the Apple Space-Time Continuum and undo my f*ck-ups.

At Steak & Shake with Rob. Just had the guacamole burger. Delicious.

Guess who just got invited to Google Wave!!! Woohoo!

I have such an incredible life. It's only getting better every year.

Have I ever mentioned that Nine Inch Nails is one of my favorite bands ever?

My Last.fm is going to have some very interesting plays as I de-weed my iTunes.