"You shall know tonight", he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it.

After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?"

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. .

I'm gonna type out a joke... Into a few different plurks

"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart!" - Melanie Griffith

Plurk is the site where I use to fully express myself. Because my parents don't know there's a site like this. They stalk me on facebook...

those who have Abigail's number, spam her with "Eat" until 9pm and start next day at 11am!!!

what's up with google. Now need to verify that you're a pure human

I need 17 more fans

I'm going to response 2 more times to get 2010 response!!!