The first Shrek movie came out in 2001 💀
Ofc the new one isn't going to look the same

Bleh I feel so lonely lately

Tummy hurts

My ex starting using the same name I use online and dyed their hair the same as me and idk how I feel about it 🧍

🧍watching someone spam like me on bsky, unlike everything and then relike everything AGAIN

MY COLORING BOOK CAME IN

At work and a customer comes in and immediately is like "Pray for me I have that new covid" before coughing and handing me money, adding "you should wash your hands" 🧍

My cat doesn't understand how famous she is on bsky

Why is this rando tagging me on bsky 😭

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THIS TO SOMEONE I DONT KNOW