VanVsMachine
@Vancetta
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male Whiskeytown, CA, United States
I have a very twisted view of the world, or maybe the world has a very twisted view of me. I haven't decided yet. I plan to live forever, so far so good. I live my life the way I see fit and I'm hoping to die the way I see fit as well.
VanVsMachine
14 years ago 4
if you tell people you have an imaginary friend past the age of 10, you're insane. If you name him Jesus, then you're religious
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
You will all refer to me from this moment on as DJ DiDiMau5.
VanVsMachine
14 years ago 1
Colt 45 and 2 zig zags.
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
I just jammed with my father for the first time. Playlist: Bob Marley. Apparently, he heard Marley songs from the round eyes during VN war
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
Bungeeeeeeeeeee
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
How did I get to work early on the day I got the least amount of sleep? Muck Ly Fife.
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
I am derailing on some sort of insane locomotive.
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
I am a freakin' magician
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
It's a beautiful day to kick your ass!